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volume 5, issue ii, 2.21.2011


In Our Bed (and other poems)
Charish Halliburton                                                         
Life and work with the Happy People
Tanya O’Garra

Crossroads (and other poems)
Boris Leyvi

THANK YOU FROM THE COWBOY SINGER
Darcy Alvey

The Ernest Hemmingway of Things
Kevin Wu

On the Shore of a Dry Sea
Mark Budman

Kingshighway Motel
Lisa Harrison


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through the space between the curtain and the window she sees yarn (a dusty equivalent of rain). maybe she’ll cross her eyes and fall back to sleep. she was pretty.

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