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Poetry/Prose/Essays

the sun is the monster eye
sean?

secret messages from the amazing ghost boy
amy muldoon

down with the count
dean strom

wanker
oblomov

nothing
j. tyler blue

the romantics
bryan e.


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featured filth purveyor

josh davis
interview with the author of the muse
and the mechanism
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past featured filth purveyors

jonathan safran foer
amy muldoon
roger bonair agard
john blumenthal
brett axel
richard peabody
kenji siratori
blem vide
about This

"the confrontation of aesthetics is the highest form of internet art. these people feel uncomfortable. what better measurement of art could you have? they should be made to feel uncomfortable. where they will fail, with very few exceptions, is they won't confront the reasons for their discomfort. they will rather insult and suppress."

                                   -- chi chi
breaking nudes

pretend genius [press] author Mikey Delgado is one of the winners of this year's Willesden Herald short story competition, judged by Zadie Smith.  The story "Secure" is one of two of his new stories to be published in the "Fish Drink Like Us" anthology. A preview of the story can be read in the Guardian newspaper books section. (Link)
contributing editors

chi chi
j. tyler blue
bryan e.
sean?
blem vide
Ask Yeti

Yeti returns after a long absence.  Write to Yeti.  He is here to help you people.  But first he speaks.  He speaks...

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words that shall be banned from poetry

20 new words added to the list.  go read them.  and never use them again.  it's for your own good and the good of the planet.  go.  read.  them.  now.  blank space.  blank space.  blank space.  blank space.
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bOOks

Our chief prostitute, the national award winning ad writing editor on vacation this month, once confided to Idi Amin, "I'm tired. If you ever decide to get out of politics there's always a place for you with me in Editing."
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a short list of previous
reincarnations
for no particular reason

the alice issue:  the issue that started the legend of writeThis.

the suicide issue:  why nobody fucks with writeThis.

the drenched issue:  named after that great poem you'll probably never read.

the legendary
bunny poem

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new feature (words and phrases that should be used in poetry)

everybody likes new.  we have new.  we have new new.  this is important and should be sublimated.  pablum.  nitwit.
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don't stop
vol. iii, issue ia
June, 1 2006